Thursday, April 23, 2009

The song and dance keeping you in a trance. If you don't buy my record I got my advance.

Thank you Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo

Quick Hitters and Random Thoughts

--No need to say another word Tracy. Just STFU and we'll tolerate you next season.

--Notorious is out on DVD, but everytime I hear that song I think of a far superior movie even if this clip has annoying bubble quotes...

--I was gonna go Marijuana on Seinfeldian Mock Draft Day because of its versatility. Frank shocked the world grabbing Marijuana at 7 so I scrambled and went with Time Travel so I can go back and change my pick at a later date. Kenny Powers,

Padma Lakshmi and Number 6 from Battlestar

were all finalists for me. As I see him now, Greg Lucas Twittering woulda been golden too. Anyway back to drugs, The Eight Druggiest Rock Star Stories...Gotta love Morrison

--If you need a Battlestar fix and I definitely do then Caprica is out on DVD this week. It has Eric Stoltz, what could go wrong?

--I still don't think Moneyball is gonna translate well from the book to the big screen, but we'll see. Brad Pitt is the headliner, but Demetri Martin as Paul De Podesta is promising. Anything with Demetri is promising. Apparently legends like Daryl Strawberry and Lenny Dykstra will talk about their former teammate Billy Beane for the movie.

--Wednesdays without new Losts suck. Episode 100 airs next week and apparently Ace of Cakes did the cake for the cast party. Episode 100 of The Office is May 14th.

--Brian Boitano is gonna have a show on Food Network?! What Would Brian Boitano Make? comes to us in August. Another Next Iron Chef will be wasting your time especially if it comes up with another Michael Symon who destroyed Dinner: Impossible. Everything you wanted to know about new Foodie shows is here.

--Ummm, yeah Miss California you lost because of your answer to the gay marriage question. Everyone loses for a reason and you have yours so you can go back to Michael now. Thank you.

--ABC has busted out its lineup for the Superstars revival. This edition is more of a Dancing with the Stars meets Superstars. The eight teams: Jennifer Capriati and David Charvet who apparently is an actor or is just known for being married to Brooke Burke.

Brandi Chastain and Julio Iglesias, Jr. Yawn. Robert Horry goes from Pros vs. Joes to partnering with Estella Warren. Lucky draw Big Shot. Jeff Kent and, wait Jeff Kent?! Mr. Redass himself is gonna do this? Well I guess if you promise him Ali Landry as his partner why wouldn't he do this? Skier Kristi Leskinen is with Maksim from Dancing. Lisa Leslie and Dan Cortese (early favorite). Bode Miller and Paige from Extreme Home Makeover. T.O. and Joanna Krupa close it out.

--100% on Rotten Tomatoes for Star Trek is kind of a good score. May 8th can't come here fast enough.

--A former member of Tony! Toni! Tone! is part of the creative team behind Ghetto Golf?! There are worse video game descriptions than Grand Theft Auto meets Tiger Woods Golf.

--I have never, ever watched American Idol and somehow I haven't stopped breathing. If it turns out that Sacha Baron Cohen is gonna be on the season finale, well there goes the streak.

--Andrew Bynum and Rihanna?!

--Zizzazz Frank Thomas?!

--Really? Another live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie? Only, and I repeat, only if we get Ninja Rap...

--Corey Haim is in Crank: High Voltage?!

--Bob Odenkirk on Breaking Bad this week?! I forgive you Bob for dissing pot on Super High Me.

--Saddest picture I've seen all week...

Damn Jimmy Smith, WTF?! Two arrests in less than a year? First it was last August when for some strange reason he was arrested at a DUI checkpoint just because he had an open container of alcohol and marijuana in his car. I mean c'mon aren't checkpoints there to make sure you throw the illegal stuff away before you hurt somebody? This time Jimmy was busted because a cop noticed illegal tint on Jimmy's car. Jimmy got out and started talking, big mistake. He admitted he didn't have a license and then the cop found pot on the driver's seat and in the center console not to mention that sweet, sweet smell in the car. Jimmy then started asking the cop for a break and admitted he had drugs in the car. He had 3 grams of pot in two bags and 6 grams of crack. Whoops.

--Quan Cosby is watching the draft with the unrelated Bill Cosby?!

Questions, comments or if you were ROTFLMAO when you heard a secretary's ring tone play "Let's Get It On" three times in a 10-minute span...


  1. Have you heard about Jon Cryer being up for a BSG role? He says he was up for that and 3 Men at the same time. Network told him to chose so he took 3 Men since it was a network. According to him he really wanted BSG, I am curious which role was his.
    I was shocked that you did not take Megan Fox. I think Lance, Frank, Scrunchie, and Scott Adkinson had the best picks.

  2. i can't imagine what jon cryer coulda done on BSG. that's not a show for ducky. i'm glad he chose what he did cause there's no one i can say 'oh yeah, jon cryer would do this role better.'
    if i was gonna take a chick it woulda been padma. lance's pick obviously killed, frank's was what i was going for and scrunchie's was really strong. not kimba walker strong, but strong.

  3. Anonymous9:51 PM

    I respect the hell out of your blog and love the programming at 1560, but the Seinfeldian Mock Draft was possibly the worst thing on sports radio. It forced me to turn the dial to...well you know what station. After 5 minutes of mind numbing rambling I had to...come on The Game you're better than that.


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