--This will likely be the best link I link to all year. Everything Tracy Jordan said on 30 Rock this season...
--Seniorlicious is the most disturbing word I've ever heard come out of my television speakers. Thank you Party Down.
--Mark Sanchez is now dating the model from that GQ shoot, Hilary Rhoda?! This is gonna work out great in New York.
--Was Glee any good?
--Is Juliet really off the island if she goes from a show with Matthew Fox to one with Scott Wolf? Either way I'm totally down for V.
--Will Ferrell and Pearl Jam on the first Conan?
--I'm nearly done with last season's Californication and it looks even better than the first. I've yet to dig in on Weeds, but Mary-Louise Parker gets nekkid in the season finale?!
--Damn Kate does anyone like you any longer? I mean your husband cheated on you and he's coming out smelling like a rose. You? Well quotes like, "Kate Gosselin said she feels society has a responsibility to help with the children, since modern medicine promotes the use of fertility drugs, which can lead to multiple births" aren't helping you. Firing 20 or 30 staffers in three months is obviously acceptable and sane, but 40? That's pushing it.
--We'll see how good UFC 98, but it's one ugly looking card. For some reason I don't think Rashad and Lyoto is going to be as boring as some think. And Matt vs. Matt is something I've been waiting for, but beyond that, uhhh, well....
To make matters worse Anthony Johnson is off UFC 99 because of a knee injury. It woulda been helluva fight between he and Mike Brown.
--Your Inspirational Marriage of the Week comes to us from Jon and Kate, just kidding, comes to us from Pennsylvania. 22-year-old Kristin Georgi found true love with 84-year-old Joe Hardy who coincidentally enough is the man behind 84 Lumber, so he might be rich. They started as friends and then, well Kristin describes the over the top romantic ways of Mr. Hardy, "It wasn't, like, very romantic or anything like that. It was just, like, here, do you like this ring? And I was like, 'Yeah,' and he was like, 'It's yours,' and it was inscribed and all that." Awwww. Divorce wasn't far away because not surprisingly there's a lifestyle change for a couple 62 years apart. Yep, his lifestyle was too fast-paced for her. Figures, wait what?
--'Tis intern time and I'm not sure you're going to get a more professional internship than those being offered by all 10 Lingerie League teams. What looks better on your resume than "Intern - Dallas Desire Summer 2009"
--Ricky Gervais with an animated series on HBO? I'm in.
--My Name is Earl was axed. It was very good the first season, okay the second season and then I have no idea because I stopped watching. On the other hand I can't wait until this comes back...
--Dan Akyroyd wants Eliza Dushku and Alyssa Milano as the next generation of Ghostbusters for the next Ghostbusters movie?! Excellent.
--I learned a long time ago that escalator rails are some of the most disgusting, germ-ridden areas on this otherwise perfect planet. So now I've learned I can't travel to Canada. 'Twas there a woman was fined $420 (time to burn) for not holding onto an escalator rail. Apparently in Quebec there are posted regulations that insist you hold onto the rails because apparently Quebecans? Quebecites? Quebes? are the clumsiest people on earth. She was fined $100 for the violation and $320 for the scene she caused afterwards.
--This is the why the Internets were created: Runpee.com. It tells you at what point during a movie it's safe for you to head out to the restroom to refill your drink from your flask.
--Your Inspirational Marriage of the Week comes to us from Jon and Kate, just kidding, comes to us from Pennsylvania. 22-year-old Kristin Georgi found true love with 84-year-old Joe Hardy who coincidentally enough is the man behind 84 Lumber, so he might be rich. They started as friends and then, well Kristin describes the over the top romantic ways of Mr. Hardy, "It wasn't, like, very romantic or anything like that. It was just, like, here, do you like this ring? And I was like, 'Yeah,' and he was like, 'It's yours,' and it was inscribed and all that." Awwww. Divorce wasn't far away because not surprisingly there's a lifestyle change for a couple 62 years apart. Yep, his lifestyle was too fast-paced for her. Figures, wait what?
--'Tis intern time and I'm not sure you're going to get a more professional internship than those being offered by all 10 Lingerie League teams. What looks better on your resume than "Intern - Dallas Desire Summer 2009"
--Ricky Gervais with an animated series on HBO? I'm in.
--My Name is Earl was axed. It was very good the first season, okay the second season and then I have no idea because I stopped watching. On the other hand I can't wait until this comes back...
--Dan Akyroyd wants Eliza Dushku and Alyssa Milano as the next generation of Ghostbusters for the next Ghostbusters movie?! Excellent.
--I learned a long time ago that escalator rails are some of the most disgusting, germ-ridden areas on this otherwise perfect planet. So now I've learned I can't travel to Canada. 'Twas there a woman was fined $420 (time to burn) for not holding onto an escalator rail. Apparently in Quebec there are posted regulations that insist you hold onto the rails because apparently Quebecans? Quebecites? Quebes? are the clumsiest people on earth. She was fined $100 for the violation and $320 for the scene she caused afterwards.
--This is the why the Internets were created: Runpee.com. It tells you at what point during a movie it's safe for you to head out to the restroom to refill your drink from your flask.
--RIP Peanut Dude.
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