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Quick Hitters and Random Thoughts

--Okay Heroes killing off Daphne and Tracy (hopefully) is a start, but a couple more need to be wiped out to get back to where you were in season one. You know when you could watch an episode and it could be good even without Sylar.

--Nadine Velasquez is going to co-host the Miss USA Pageant with who the hell cares. Nadine and I went on a date to the Mesa Grill in Vegas last summer. For some reason she sat at a table with a bunch of other people while I sat with a couple of friends. Weird date, but easily the hottest one I've ever had.

--As someone who has been known to occasionally watch All My Children I can't believe I never came across this clip of Nolan Ryan on Ryan's Hope.

Need to update the no-hitter count Jessie. Maybe that kid isn't Jessie, but I can't remember any other African-American characters on All My Children and Ryan's Hope so...

--Nice job Officer Powell. The law is the law and just because a guy, in this case Ryan Moats, cautiously rolled through a red light with his family in the car to go see his dying mother-in-law doesn't mean he doesn't deserve a looooong lecture in the hospital's parking lot and the requisite ticket. Note to Cowboy players who may have family in ill health here, HPD is waiting for you. I will give Dallas this though, they're looking at installing daytime curfew hours for teenagers.

--Love him or hate him (and really how can you hate him as much as you may have before he knocked Thiago Silva the f out?) Lyoto Machida is certainly unique. He was talking to Tatume, a Brazilian magazine, when he gave us his secret:
“My father does that for a long time and bring it to us. People think it’s a joke (laughs). I never said it in the United States because I don’t know how the fans will react (laughs). I drink my urine every morning like a natural medicine.”
And there you have it. Cheers!

--Say it ain't so Chris Bosh, say it ain't so.

--I'm not sure if there's another supporting character in television I'd have in front of either Ben/Michael Emerson or Baltar/James Callis.

--Natalie Portman and Sean Penn?! Natalie, WTF?! Rick Fox is pulling Eliza Dushku?!

--Another day, another fantastic minor league promotion. Class A Lake Elsinore has an All You Can Eat Tuesday so the new natural accompanying promotion? Subtle Butt from Garment Guard. It's a disposable gas neutralizer or more succinctly a fart guard. Nice.

--Phi Slamma Jamma shoes!

--I hope someday Bruce Willis can get over the loss of Demi Moore. I mean sure marrying Victoria's Secret model Emma Heming is nice, but is he really happy?

--Steve Wozniak gets a 10 and stays on while Denise Richards gets a score twice as good and gets booted off?! It's almost as if people like Apple and people hate Denise Richards, but why would that be (shrugs shoulders)?

--One hour in and two to go for me and Battlestar's series finale. If cylons are this hot then I welcome our toaster overlords.

If you haven't checked out the Caprica clips, here ya go...

--What's an English 18-year-old boy to do when he wants to honor an Iron Age ancient fertility symbol while also accomplishing his goal of making his parent's house a popular Google Earth stop? Paint a 60-foot-long penis on the roof, duh. Unfortunately Google Earth shows the plain old roof of his parent's home without the phallus. Now if he had turned this into Jonah's "Dic-tation" that woulda been genius. The kid's mom had a nice quote: "We don't want any more children, so the idea of sleeping under a giant fertility symbol is rather worrying."

--The Three Stooges are Sean Penn, Benicio del Toro and Jim Carrey?!

Questions, comments, or if you're still wondering why you took that Rumpleminze shot...