Thursday, March 13, 2008

And it's chill to hear them talk

Quick Hitters and Random Thoughts

--Britney is gonna be on How I Met Your Mother?!

--Apparently Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is getting a second season and that's a very good thing.

--Your frightening statistic of the week (Brad Ausmus' batting average not yet eligible) comes to us courtesy of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. One in four teenage girls has an STD. That's right fathers add two more locks to your little princess' door. On the plus side....yeah, there is no plus side. That's some disturbing sh**.

--Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz and 2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year Erica Ellyson?!

--Padma is back...and she brought lesbian friends apparently. I'm taking Dale to win it all. I hope Anthony Bourdain judges on every episode. They shoulda kicked off both chicken piccatas. Just terrible. Easiest dish in the world and well, breadcrumbs. By the way, Hell's Kitchen comes back in a couple of weeks.

--I knew there was a reason I was always a Mary Ann guy. The other day Ms. Dawn Wells was pulled over after attending a surprise birthday party. She had very little to drink, but was swerving because, according to her, she was trying to find the heater control on her new car. She had more success finding a cop and getting pulled over. The cop smelled marijuana and she said that she had just picked up three hitchhikers and had dropped them off when they started smoking something. Yeah, uh-huh. In the car the cop found some half-smoked joints (c'mon Mary Ann finish, then start a new one) and two small cases used to store weed. One of her friends, presumably The Skipper, claimed the pot was his and not Mary Ann's. Either way she's doing hard time...six months of unsupervised probation. Next stop, Celebrity Rehab?!

--The CW is working on a spin-off to 90210?! Double props to David Silver for tagging Megan Fox and doing a good job on Terminator.

--Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute...Bud Selig's base pay for last year was $7.25 million?! Wait, wait, wait...he received a 100% bonus from the Executive Committee to end up making over $14 million in base comp last year?! Screw owning a team, own the f'n league and count the money no matter how incompetent you're perceived. Speaking of incompetence let me take a minute to talk about our station...

Questions, comments or if you were all set to go on the air at 6 and country music started playing and you began to question whether this is all worth it...

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